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BellaMorte

Drawing Blood
Oct 14, 2016
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Hey I found my soulmate here.. I think thats why Zero posted it..
@HoffmanLensPunk...are we soulmates?

OH Thank Goddess HoffmanLensPunk does not look like ANY of those men!
 
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HoffmanLensPunk

Malignant Caveman
Aug 19, 2016
633
566
18
England
Haha funny clip @Zerophyr
here is a few of the eligable batchelors from the first 1 min


Steven has the rhymes and is an early riser
Maurice is a wildman by night
Monroe has incredibly blue eyes
Phil's friends call him big Phil (he looks like an aids victim)
Another guy looks like skinny ron jeremy and loves to talk into the night
Fred is dressed like an viking
Mike HATES smokers


i could go on but they are all great

Hey I found my soulmate here.. I think thats why Zero posted it..
@HoffmanLensPunk...are we soulmates?

OH Thank Goddess HoffmanLensPunk does not look like ANY of those men!
@BellaMorte, you know i don't have a soul but yes we are very connected and similar and belong to each other, fuck thats too soppy for public but oh well.

Fuck babe i could only dream of looking like some of those guys, and their hair is just the best.
 
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HoffmanLensPunk

Malignant Caveman
Aug 19, 2016
633
566
18
England
Haha funny clip @Zerophyr
here is a few of the eligable batchelors from the first 1 min


Steven has the rhymes and is an early riser
Maurice is a wildman by night
Monroe has incredibly blue eyes
Phil's friends call him big Phil (he looks like an aids victim)
Another guy looks like skinny ron jeremy and loves to talk into the night
Fred is dressed like an viking
Mike HATES smokers


i could go on but they are all great

Hey I found my soulmate here.. I think thats why Zero posted it..
@HoffmanLensPunk...are we soulmates?

OH Thank Goddess HoffmanLensPunk does not look like ANY of those men!
@BellaMorte, you know i don't have a soul but yes we are very connected and similar and belong to each other, fuck thats too soppy for public but oh well.

Fuck babe i could only dream of looking like some of those guys, and their hair is just the best.
 
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