The truth about being in prison

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  1. Ptolemy

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    I would also want to know what life is inside prison. Thanks.
     
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  2. Smudge51

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  5. tworotten4u

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    If I go to prison I will just tell them " I'm not into anal".
     
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  6. Black Orchid

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    I honestly don't think you'd have to say anything. One glimpse of your U.S.M.C. tattoos would cause them to pack shit. (I don't mean that in a homosexual way, either: In U.K. & down under, to 'pack shit' means to be 'scared as fuck').
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  7. tworotten4u

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    I'll try to remember that!
     
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    as I am cleaning my Glocks
     
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  9. Insane Irish

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  11. kony

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    or my black hole lmao
     
  12. rigor79

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    Shank the rapist ! :D "just do it" :D

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  13. rigor79

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    LOL joke bro. :D
     
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  15. AngelDust

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    I was sentenced to solitary confinement, nobody even saw my.ass!
     
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