.... so lemme just share some of my favorite, worst lines. This won't be sexy at all, but hopefully you'll get a giggle or two. Share yours if you have something equally bad. "Didhe just wink at him with those big, violet eyes? No, it must havebeen a trick of the light." "Hebegan to make out with him passionately, engaging the other’stongue in a vicious game of medieval warfare. " "He pulled down his zipper, and immediatelyhis cock leaped out into the open." "Hewilled his dick to calm down so he can go on longer, however,the other man's moans felt like an angelic chorus to his ears. " "Hismember pressed against the fabric of his jeans uncomfortably. Hewilled it to calm down, but that just only made him crave a sweetrelease all the more." "Hefinally gave into his body’s demands at around midnight, &spent the next half an hour enjoying the fireworks caused by thecontact between his hand & his cock."