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I farted behind an exhibit at the Museum of Science and blamed it on my then 4 year old.

 

This sounds mean, but it was all in jest and I know I'm not the only one who has done this, and it's not epic ...But I used to let them rip in bed late at night, then cover my girlfriend at the time, her head, under the covers! Ya know, A Dutch oven! Yeah, when she ( or some of them, been doing this since I was fourteen ) would wake up from it, I'd get my ass kicked! ...sure was funny tho!
My girl who I still call my girl 'cause she's the Mother of our Daughter, She'd do this back to me! Oh have mercy, I'd have an asthma attack for Christ's sake!
Farts are and always will be funny!