What weird, obscure, outrageous or strangely innocent thing gets your rocks off? Can you only get aroused by someone in a San Francisco 49ers uniform eating cereal while staring at you with a look of contempt? Does the temperature need to be precisely 83.5 degrees Fahrenheit and a turtle has to be in the room? Do you only wear condoms made with the finest italian cashmere, blessed by a witch? Let's talk about our full-blown fetishes and anything else that you like sexually. I'm trusting you all to keep this thread judgement-free, unless you're a pedophile. In which case, no, get out. Leave. Don't come back. You're not welcome here or anywhere else. Begin!